Group,
As we embark upon our first, official dinner club, I wanted to first express my sincere excitement to dine with each of you. I hope our nights will be filled with good conversation, laughter and foie gras.
I have been thinking and want to pose some rules for our future monthly Dinner Clubs. Because I do not want to be labeled as an autocratic in my rule making, I will allow a more democratic approach in the creation of our dinner club guidlines. For now, here is a start:
Rules
1) First and foremost, there is NO Dinner Club.
2) If a member has become boring, uninteresting or lackluster (all meaning the same thing), then we can follow the following format of member removal: secret ballot.
3) Couples must be present at the host's home for appetizers and drinks before the dinner fiesta. Tardiness will be met with 17 lashings from the host, but choice of lashing object may be made by the tardy committer (ie stick, rope or wrench).
4) If the cocktails the hosts decide to serve are mediocre in any sense, then any person may break two of the host's glasses on the kitchet floor. If all the glasses in the house are broken, then we depart to the dinner fiesta.
5) Unveiling of the dinner's location will occur at the host's on the night of the Dinner Club. If any information is "leaked" prior to Dinner Club, then Jeff has to take 5 shots.
6) Lastly, and certainly not least, there is NO Dinner club.
Also, this Thursday kicks off our monthly Dinner Club. Reservations are made at 7:30pm so we recommend arriving at our place around 6pm for some awesome cocktails, appetizers and the unveiling of the dinner's location. Good luck in not breaking any of the rules.
Todd
Todd
